ricktimus:

Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at breakneck speed.

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definitelydope:

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f000tballl:

YOUNG Australian footballer Dylan Tombides has lost his battle with cancer, passing away on Friday morning in England.

Tombides, 20, has battled testicular cancer for three years, after being diagnosed in 2011.

His club, West Ham, will honour him with a minute’s applause ahead of its Premier League fixture with Crystal Palace on Saturday and the club’s players will wear black armbands.

He represented Australia at under-17 and under-23 level, as recently as at the AFC under-22 championships earlier this year, and was long touted as a future Socceroo.

Rest in Peace Dylan, you will be forever missed.

"   You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.   "
Ayn Rand (via awakenedvibrations)

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"   I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess   "
Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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gerrycanavan:

the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen

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"   I will always love the false image I had of you.   "
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